Any analogy, metaphor, etc where the person speaking/writing is attempting to use a common phrase but messes it up by either mixing multiple common phrases, or simply replaces key words in the phrase with incorrect words. The most important aspect of a ruddism is that they are not done on purpose. The person must think they said it correctly.
Examples of a ruddism:
"A bird in a hand is better than two bushes."
"You have enough to do. I don't mean to throw more worms on the fire."
"She was green with ivy."
"You can't teach a dog old tricks."
"That's just my cross to burn."
"You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth."
"Six of one. Half of the other."
"A bird in a hand is better than two bushes."
"You have enough to do. I don't mean to throw more worms on the fire."
"She was green with ivy."
"You can't teach a dog old tricks."
"That's just my cross to burn."
"You can lead a gift horse to water, but you can't look it in the mouth."
"Six of one. Half of the other."
by He3Times July 28, 2017
Get the ruddism mug.The mascot for an air refueling squadron based in Salt Lake City, UT. The name stems from their tendency to fuck each other’s poopy assholes and instead of cleaning the poop off their dicks they prefer to keep their dicks covered in poop beneath their flight suits all day.
What’s that smell?
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!
That pilot is one of those Ruddy Ducks from Utah! He definitely has a poop covered dick under that pickle suit!
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A form of mutual masturbation similar to the Dutch Rudder. Each partner folds his leg over the top of the other's leg and begins to shake it, sending vibrations up the partner's thigh, and eventually to the tip of their penis.
by marceaux.com December 7, 2010
Get the Norwegian Rudder mug.When someone uses there hand to knock a standing man's flacid penis from side to side. The equivalent of motorboating.
Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.
Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.
Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Can also do 'tennis ruddering' when you use both hands and bounce the penis between them.
Also possible to do it up and down or with your foot.
Surprisingly satisfying for both particiants
Guy "can I motor boat you?'
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
Girl "only if I can do some ruddering of you after"
Guy " oh yes please"
by flemmimaid October 22, 2012
Get the ruddering mug.When you duct tape your phone to your penis and set it on vibrate and have a friend or loved one call until you reach orgasim
by derpslayer88 March 27, 2015
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Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina
Having someone complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the female inserts fingers into her vagina
Krista didn't want to be known as a lesbian, so instead of actually masturbating Wendy, she gave her a french rudder instead
by Double JJ Jimbo Jones January 20, 2009
Get the french rudder mug.The act of reaching behind oneself to plunge another's fist in and out of one's anus. Much like reaching back to steer the rudder of a boat.
It was an awkward moment indeed, walking in on that chap giving his mate a Roman Rudder. His fist smelled something awful.
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