RTFB

Read The Bill.

John Conyers: “I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill. What good is reading the bill if it’s a thousand pages and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?”

Me: "John, we expect you to RTFB before signing the f thing"

by The Wizer September 10, 2009

RTFT

Read The Fucking Topic

Only relevent on IRC (Internet Relay Chat), referring to one who asks a question that is plainly answered in the topic.

by vellox September 5, 2003

RTFRG

Read The Fucking Routing Guide

I tried to ship some shit to Walmart and those fuckers told me to RTFRG (Read the fucking routing guide). Ain’t nobody got time for dat!!!!!

by Dumbass Moonball October 26, 2018

RTFP

Abbreviation for "Read the fine print".

Novell_Nazi: RTFP, 30 hours battery life at 48kbps. That's where they get ya. CD quality is at least 128kbps.
Wild_Mike: thats shit

by Novell_Nazi August 17, 2004

rtfwa

An acronym that stands for Read The Fucking Wikipedia Article.

Person 1: What is a lagomorph?
Person 2: RTFWA!

by The Hyphenator December 17, 2007

RTFUAS

Acronym for Rise the Fuck Up and Shine.
To find the drive within yourself when faced with a task/obstacle or used as motivation to push others.
To put your game-face on and shine like a star on the daily.

If you RTFUAS in dark times , you will benefit by having swole of body, swole of mind, and swole of heart.

by Iceman Jefe October 2, 2016

RTFMN

Read The Fucking Manual Noob

used by Gamming Gods like James to yell at all us Noobies while trying to figgure out a game that he Pnowns in

Noob: "James how do i shoot?"
James (in his uber-sarcastic and pissed off voice): RTFMN
Noob: "What does that mean?"
Me: "Read The Fucking Manual.....N?!?"
James:"Noob"

by chia pet March 29, 2004