Pretard

Dumb person

Esmi is a pretard sometimes

by Wndjsjdjwdhsjdbwjd March 27, 2019

Pretard

Pre-tard

noun/verb
1. Purposefully or even professionally retard an idea, concept or thought process. This may be accomplished by such acts as flooding information pools with false data or limiting access to information resources.

Jill "55, 56, 57, 58..."
Jack "21, 47, 86, 14..."
Jill "Stop being a pretard and messing up my count."

by notyourfiend August 1, 2019

Prolardity

Prolardity is the propensity to collect weight due to ones immense calorific intake. It sits comfortably alongside other issues such as morbid obesity. Prolard is the addiction to consuming a high-fat content diet high in lard.

"Matts on a mission to see his Jesus. This prolardity lifestyle is gonna bring him nothing but trouble" said Margo

by MrAmos January 8, 2022

pretard

A person before becoming a full blown retard.

Example: “Hey, Dan seems like a pretard, he’s starting to say some pretty dumb shit.”

by Knucklemania July 7, 2023

Prottard

One who is a Protestant

I can see the gathering of prottards at the local mega church ready to take the Bible out of context.

by SassyNoodle April 9, 2024

Pretard

Word you can call an unborn baby that you just know is gonna mad retarded. Could be due to genetic illness or crazy moms. This word can also be used as an insult to signify an extreme level of retardedness.

: Did you seriously see Mary at the bar last night? I thought she was 7 months pregnant??

: Yeah, man, she was pounding shots too, shawdy definitely got a lil pretard growing in there.
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Yo Jack you're a fucking pretard

by billywetcher April 11, 2024

pretard

a adult or teenager with the mindset mentality and/or intelligence of preschooler

"wow this dude is being childish and obnoxious" ya man what a pretard"

by witikope November 22, 2024