pooflakes

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

poofest

an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation

Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!

by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012

smiggly poof

Something that is frothy in nature.
If a girl, has a large badunka dunk and shags like a minx.
If a boy, has no ass but can shag nine times is a row.

Oh smiggly poof I love you.... Now f*** me!

by poofster September 29, 2009

snookie poof

a bump on the top of the head that is about 6-8 inches long. its is made out of hair and worn by tacky people (don't worry tacky can be good! :D). it is made out of hair and is secured by a clip.

whoa. did you see her snookie poof?

by snookiepoof=interesting December 28, 2010

Pootfrints

the urban dwelling bigfoot.

I heard a racket then I seen his shadow disappear in the alley. Didn't get a picture but damn you can't hide 'dem Pootfrints.

by roger charlatan February 16, 2017

Poofaced

When you get absolutely pissed up and can't see what your doing, as if someone has put shit in ur eyes.

''Yo homey how was the party last night?''
''Can't remember mann got absolutely poofaced!''
''Sick''

by Mikee dizzle May 11, 2007

poofshite

Someone who is so annoying you can't even use a real word to describe them.

I hate you ya poofshite

by cheesypasta January 19, 2010