Pootfrints

the urban dwelling bigfoot.

I heard a racket then I seen his shadow disappear in the alley. Didn't get a picture but damn you can't hide 'dem Pootfrints.

by roger charlatan February 16, 2017

pootrients

The nutrients in poop absorbed by plants.

The tree absorbed all the pootrients that it could.

by Leonard Jones January 21, 2022