POOTFAIL.

When you try to poot, but instead a poop comes out.

A shart.

Samantha: Dang, I thought I had a huge poot coming, but then I sharted.
Sebastan: POOTFAIL.

by withsebastian April 19, 2009

poopfail

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop

"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"

by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

Poohfail

Poohfail: Is a derogative term used instead of "F**k It" or when something is bad!
The word orginates in a small town in Cambridgeshire England, after an instead in the local supermarket. It is said that whilst working, two shop assistants keep dropping products and makeing accidentally causeing one to say "pooh" and another to say "we fail at work today mate". One of the workers then when on to say, "we poohfail at work today"
The word is most commonly used when something fails or goes wrong.

Example for the word would be after something has failed or gone wrong I.E: Man drops box, "Ah that was a poohfail"
"I've poohfailed at my course work"
"My life if such a poohfail"

by Lucaldo April 13, 2010