pregame to nowhere

Drinking before going to a party, but becoming so intoxicated that you can't make it there.

Joe: Yo dude what did you do last night?
Fred: We pregammed and were going to go to the game, I think. We ended up not leaving the house, we got too drunk to make it out the door.
Joe: Sounds like another pregame to nowhere!

by PhilliesRockStar April 22, 2012

Northern Helmet

A helmet shaped fireplace in a travelodge (Royal Tunbridge Wells)

Take a piss in the Northern Helmet

Donning the Northern Helmet

by NB001 August 26, 2019

Netherite Hoe

|Achievement Unlocked!| Serious Dedication

Use a netherite ingot to upgrade a hoe, and then reevaluate your life choices.

Steve 1: Hey look i made a netherite hoe
Steve 2: wtf dude you made the most useless item in the game. WHY in the world would you make a netherite hoe?!
Steve 1: I have nothing else to do Sad face :C

by Herr Leutnant February 4, 2021

The Northern Flower

The Northern flower also known as Joseph Marshall, is the Cutest Flower and man to ever live

“Did you see the Northern Flower walking around?”
“I did, he is so cute”

by The Michael Shannon March 6, 2020

call with the Netherlands

The excuse your team makes and tells your client when you are on a work trip with a team, and you had so much to drink the night before that you can't make it into work the next day with the rest of the team.

Client: Good morning. Where is Peng Peng this morning?

Team Member: Oh, she will be in later, she had a call with the Netherlands .

by KBomb August 11, 2016

Middle Of Fucking Nowhere

In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.

"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"

by tormentorofsouls666 March 26, 2010

middle of nowhere

anywhere that isn't the city. suburbs, countryside, small towns. places nobody's heard of unless they live there.

my car broke down and i'm fucking stranded in the middle of nowhere.

by superflychick June 11, 2006