nerd body

An individual who studies stem. And cant party bc their nerd body needs 8 hours or more of rest. Also, needs many breaks

Person 1: Imma go drinking with coworkers every night this week
Person 2: don’t do it
Person 1: why not?
Person 2: cause you got nerd body

by StemNerd August 6, 2018

nerd ass nigga

Just a nerd ass nigga

Emiliano is a nerd ass nigga

by emiliano142345 February 15, 2019

Lipstick Nerd

An exceptionally intelligent woman, who enjoys retaining her femininity and takes pleasure in being sexy. She plucks, shaves, grooms, and wears makeup. An "A-list" nerd.

"Did you see the lipstick nerd on the arm of Dr. Smith?"
"Yeah, I bet he has a huge IQ"

by woolysocks September 20, 2012

Harry Potter Nerd-off

When two or more people with the Harry Potter Syndrome have a form of 'battle' either in person, on fb, or over texting, in which they pretend they are one of the characters from the Harry Potter series. They use references from the books, recite spells and cantations, and try to make it as epic as possible. It is all verbal, unless of course if it is in person, in which case they must use the proper wand movements when jinxing or spell casting. A story-line can go along with this, made from the duelers' imaginations. It occurs spontaneouly and inner purpose of it is to show off your knowledge of everything Harry Potter and the aftermath of it is that one or all of the involved duelers will deny ever being involved in such an activity.

Dueler 1: EXPELLIARMUS!!!!
Dueler 2: *ducks behind witch sculpture* BLIMEY! Can't you just accept that Hermione loves me?
Dueler 1: NEVER! You filthy ginge, she's mine! *hears a crack as Hermione apparates*
Hermione: I DONT LOVE EITHER OF YOU!
Dueler 2: Oh yah? AVADA KEDAVRA!
Hermione: *falls to floor dead*
Dueler 1: What a shame... wanna go get some Butterbeers?

Next day:

Dueler 1: We had a Harry Potter Nerd-off last night!
Friend: Oh really?? *snickers
Dueler 2: Nooo... I dont know what you're talking about!

by Craazy Angel April 3, 2011

Nerd Bomb

To say something that only an uber nerd would know to answer a question.

Teacher - What is the square root of pi?

Nerd - (without thinking)1.77245385

Some random kid in class - NERD BOMB!!!

by blonde haired midget January 15, 2010

nerd lover

Usually a girl who sees the value in "intellectual" boys instead of the popular guys and jocks. They have trouble finding a relationship, mainly because of their shyness.

Girl 1: "What is Jei doing, starting off dreamily at such a geeky looking guy?!"
Girl 2: "Don't mind her, she's a nerd lover.

by clericalwonder June 27, 2005

douche nerd

A geeky/nerdy person who is overly confident about their intelligence and will treat others as a lower form of life. These people are quite arrogant (full of themselves) about how smart they are and will constantly remind you and/or correct you when your wrong.

Guy1: Stay away from my stuff, you Ivy League know not!
Guy2: Wow, that guy is such a douche nerd!

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011