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mezzzzage

Refers to a humorous voice-mail that you leave for a tolerant-natured friend who knows you very well, and thus is familiar with your complaining about feeling exhausted a lot of the time; you simply make long drawn-out snoring sounds when prompted to record your message. It painlessly informs the person that you are not really up to a whole lot of physical effort at the moment, but that he is welcome to try you back later to ask again about your possibly assisting him.
Answering machine message left by a physically-infirm friend who had previously left you a message requesting help with a few household tasks: Hey Snorey --- I got your mezzzzage; sorry I missed yer call. I see that you're not home at the moment, either; guess we're kinda playin' telephone-tag here. Nuthin' earth-shakin' --- just wanted to humbly ask if you could please lend me a hand with a little dusting and yardwork, and see if maybe you could use some of your scrap lumber to build me a small set of steps for my storage-shed out back. No rush whatsoever, though --- get some shut-eye and then give me a jingle back when ya feel up to it --- thanks!!
by QuacksO July 23, 2018
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Mezzerd

Mezzerd is when a person or group of people get off there face on alcohol or drugs to a state of unable to complete a simple task
Rrr mate did ya see jack franno last night he was 'mezzerd
by Uncle mez October 5, 2018
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Mezzo Lezzo

A lesbian who fulfils roughly half or less than half of the typical criteria associated with lesbians, lesbian activities, lesbian philosophy and other lesbian elements of culture. A Mezzo Lezzo status may solely be based off of stereotype denial and is often done in jest.
I don't have a short haircut and drive a Subaru; I'm kind of a Mezzo Lezzo
by Rough Draft Video March 7, 2020
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mezzopezzo

0,5 g cocaine
i need mezzopezzo
by lil rov May 11, 2020
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mezza-nine

Hes on “mezza-nine” shoot him
by Suddos ma May 24, 2021
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Mezzahzaya

Time and time again have been mezzahzaya with
by Draco and sage June 29, 2021
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mezzop

Adjective: messed up. Can also be used as an exclamation to express annoyance or frustration at something (e.g. instead of the over-used "ffs")
I cant believe its raining. Again. Mezzop!
by mezzop July 15, 2021
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