Monkey 

Adj. A word used to describe something cool, awesome, sick, wicked, sweet, or just generally epic. Something you look forward to or love.

Dude, 3 day weekends are so monkey.

Monkey by linguisticslangrevolutionftw September 5, 2011

monkey 

A general black person. Since they're usually exorbitantly plain, to say the best, they're likely to confused with monkeys. (Same natural skincolor, wrinkled hands, matching mimicry and in rutting season, similar smell).

" ... You even talk white. That's not bad - for a monkey (referring to black people)."
-Uncle Ruckus, The Boondocks.

monkey by Uncle-Ruckus March 6, 2008

Monkey 

A word used When ones train of thought is lost or one stops him self from saying something vulgar. It can be and often is replaced with one of three other animals.
These are
1. Cow
2. Chickens <= yes it must be plural
3. Turtles

Bill: So last night stacy and i were about to get it on and...
Bob: No way she is so hot!
(long silence)
Bob: So...You were saying...
Bill: Um...MONKEY

Dude your mom is Such a Bit...Monkey

Monkey by Teh H4><()R August 23, 2004

monkey 

slave or go-fer, usually with a descriptor in front

Get your own soda, I'm not your drink-monkey.

monkey by Zhao Ziyang August 5, 2005

monkey 

A small swinging creature, often misplaced.

"I've lost my monkey"
"don't worry he'll turn up"

monkey by jim February 25, 2005

monkey 

one who is, or aspires to be monkeyed.

"were you a monkey last night?"
"Too right, I was as fucked as a monkey!"

monkey by the_rorz August 5, 2009

Monkey 

Vice....Monkey refers to an addiction or compelling desire for a person, place or thing.

He's my Monkey. My Monkey is calling. My Monkey is on my back. My Monkey wants his way.

Monkey by It's a gig April 4, 2011