A mountain lion is similar to a cougar, only it refers to an UN-attractive older woman seeking younger men. The only difference between the terms mountain lion and cougar are that cougars are usually somewhat attractive, and mountain lions are usually quite ugly. The mountain lion's natural habitat is at bars.

I was walking back from the men's room, and a mountain lion tried to attack me with a crotch grab!

I thought I spotted a cougar across the bar, but she turned around, and was definitely a mountain lion.

mountain lion by WuBang3R December 10, 2008

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mountain lightning

Ghetto mountain dew from wal-mart, the keystone of sodas

Hey look, matt's butt-chugging that mountain lightning!

mountain lightning by jooooooooooost December 18, 2009

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Mountain Jew

a popular kosher soft drink heavily consumed by Israelis.

after drinking Mountain Jew, I want to Do the Jew!

Mountain Jew by porprock May 16, 2007

mountain oyster

Beef testicles battered and fried; considered gourmet dining in the American west even though they are tough and have gristles.

The Brown Derby parboils their mountain oyster dishes so they won't be so tough and hard to chew.

mountain oyster by Richard Black March 11, 2005

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