Mountain Dew

The essence of life.

Mountain Dew will make you live a long and healthy life. It also prevents most forms of stupidity.

by Chop September 1, 2005

footman

(Noun) A term used to describe someone on foot. Usually to insult them without them knowing. Originally from Warcraft.

Peter, you're such a footman.
Get this footman off me!

by Chop December 13, 2004