Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

A person who likes to cram large amounts of jelly in ones rectum and enjoys eating it out.

My Boyfriend Tim is really starting to be a Log Jamming Jelly Jerk

by Jay Bob July 13, 2007

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jimmyingaround

Occurs when someone is supposed to be doing something constructive, but instead just walks around forgetting their responsibilities. Happens mostly in a job situation.

I was supposed to be running a register, but I decided to go jimmyingaround.

There he goes jimmyingaround again.

by rainbowskies September 20, 2008

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If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

by the master jammer November 17, 2006

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Jamming B

A term often used by software and online game designers and coders, to refer to one of the subsequent players who constantly mocks the game and the way it is made, because they simply have nothing better to do. It is important, in order to understand Jamming B's, that you look up the other, related phrases; Twat, Cock, Ungrateful, Shite.

Ahh, we've got another Jamming B, better hit the delete button.
That Jamming B has awful grammar.
What an ungrateful little shit that Jamming B is.

by Ted J February 11, 2008

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