evil jared

The bonging of an entire bottle of Jaegermeister, as made popular by Evil Jared Hasselhoff of The Bloodhound Gang.

Jesus Christ...I did an Evil Jared the other day and puked my ass off...

by Kennybear February 24, 2008

Okay Jared

a general term to say someone is lying.

Person 1: The Long Beach coach called my mom and wants me to play baseball there.

Person 2: Okay Jared

by Why Are U Yelling January 9, 2009

Jared Leto

An amazingly talented male actor and singer who doesn't give a fuck what colour his hair is or what other's think of him.

Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'

Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?

by Miss30Mars April 4, 2011

Jared

Superstar

We love Jared

by Johnny Soda December 19, 2016

Pulling a Jared

1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time

1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."

2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"

by Sethhh March 21, 2010

Smell like Jared

A polite way of saying someone smells like shit.

Wow! You smell like Jared.

by Colonel Fucking Mexico March 5, 2016

Jared

Weed. Marijuana.

"Jared is an undercover term for weed"
"Call it jared infront of my mom"
"WHO HAS THE JARED PLANT?"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 April 15, 2022