i need my issue 

It means the person is really horny; they want to f*ck asap

"Baby I need my issueright now"

i need my issue by spacekatt March 19, 2018

standard issue belt 

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.

hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!

standard issue belt by UM North Quad December 16, 2011

Same Issue, Different Tissue 

The same old shit occurring from the same old shitty people!

That slut bag WHORE banged my skinny, faggot boss. Same issue, Different Tissue!

Same Issue, Different Tissue by Jeffrey Olivo October 1, 2015

skirt issue

Avoid talking about an issue

Do not skirt issues with your spouse, specifically the important ones

skirt issue by Purple Jay July 18, 2017

Skill Issue 

failing an ender pearl jump in minecraft

"the actual definition of a skill issue"

Skill Issue by hrhghggggfdhhdhfhf October 10, 2021

That's your issue bitch.

The go-to response when an insecure woman is offloading her personal hang-ups on to you under the guise of advice.

"It is so lovely that you are so trusting letting your boyfriend go away for the week end given how you two met. " "That's your issue bitch."

That's your issue bitch. by Snakes and ladders October 22, 2016

One Tissue Issue

Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up

My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.

One Tissue Issue by From the L to the A February 12, 2018