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Maury HoBitch

A portmanteau of Maury Povich with the words Ho and Bitch. A woman with a litter of illegitimate children from different men,(usually fat and black,but also trashy white,a few hispanic, but NEVER asian), that has no idea in the world who her baby's fathers may be because she has been inseminated more times than her memory allows her to remember. An utterly insatiable nymphomanic. She is usually dirt poor and uneducated and is know in her hometown as the neighborhood slut, whore, hood-rat, hoochie, ho, etc.. She always claims to be 100% positive that a certain man is her babies father just so she can get more welfare money and child support,but she knows in her mind that there is a 1 in 10 chance at best.
From the Maury Povich Show.
Jamal: "Yo Dee! Hook me up with your cousin Shawneeq. Babe girl be lookin good!"

Dee: "You sure about that! She gots like 10 kids from different dads, and I think she's pregnant."

Jamal: "I didn't know she was such a Maury HoBitch! But still lemme get her number. She can't get pregnant twice!
by alstin January 6, 2010
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holita

noun. A term of endearment describing the female genitalia. The holita is of Spanish and English origin, appearing in popular discourse in the late 2000s. The word is a combination of hole, referring to the vagina, and -ita.
Kevin put his penito in Vivian's holita

Her holita fell on his penis and she became pregnant.
by Jiggadubz, Tyrone January 2, 2009
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hoefit

outfits for hoes
damn hoe you rockin thaose daisys and the tube thats the illest hoefit i ever did see
by shauna September 4, 2003
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hofix

When you need to get laid and either have not, cannot, or refuse. Similar to a hotfix for software purposes, a hofix is a quick stop-gap measure to stop someone from being an insufferable asshole by getting them laid.
"Ann Coulter would be so much less of a bitch if they'd simply get her a hofix"

"I was in critical state until I deployed a hofix which will keep me running at capacity at least through the holidays"
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The Hobitaille

The act of taking your girl from behind in the washroom, dunking her head in the toilet, flushing and then blowing your load in her face.
That bitch got "The Hobitaille" so bad she looks like Niagara Falls.
by John Browning April 19, 2007
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Hofstra University

(a) A private university located in Hempstead, NY.It is located on Long Island and filled with DRAMA.

(b) It is very easy to get booty in Hofstra because girls are easy.
"I went to Hofstra and hooked up with a guy who lied about having a girlfriend. so much drama!"
by Mookie January 31, 2005
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Howittism

1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event
I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism
by bad.words November 15, 2010
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