Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

fumping

The act of bumping or shimming your butt against someone else’s—not in a sexual manner. This could classify as a form of greeting or in place of a high five or handshake. You especially want to fump someone attractive, like a celebrity crush.

“I saw these two guys fumping at the train station.”

by totallynotlissy August 21, 2024

Fump

A fat persons lump

Damn that bitch got a big ass fump

by The fump mask May 30, 2020

Fump

A fat lump preferably found on the rump. Can also be expressed as a way of calling someone dumb or obnoxious.

George was being a fump the other day!
Woah, that's quite a fump you have got there.

by Dinodoodoo11 July 27, 2017

fump

fuck pumpfun - bonk is taking over, pump doesn’t want it anymore.

when you are winning never be a complacent fump

you fump, this is why you got left behind

by deffonotyls July 7, 2025

Fump

Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.

She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.

by Yipching January 19, 2022

Fumped

Fucking Pumped

Guys, I'm REALLY fumped about the new Bieber album, it's gonna be lit!

by JonnHatch June 11, 2020