Fump

to fuck then dump someone used in the future tense

guy 1- “i think im going to Fump my girlfriend bro”
guy 2-“Why!?”
guy 1-“Well i fumped my ex last time and she wasnt as upset abt the break up”

by Plazmu February 1, 2023

Fump

A fat persons lump

Damn that bitch got a big ass fump

by The fump mask May 30, 2020

Fump

Retard

Jacob, you're a literal fump. Shut up.

by GrumpyFumpy December 3, 2020

Fump

Fumping is a more specific variation of simping: Showing immense and unreciprocated love and appreciation of simple, stupid, every day acts while simping.

Common acts like playing video games, brushing their teeth, or digging out a booger are cute and dreamy to the pathetic fumper.

She fumps so hard it's so disgusting, he farts on the couch right in front of her and she just giggles and falls harder in love as if the aroma is her version of heaven.

by Yipching January 19, 2022

Fumping

When your fucking and humping at the exact same time

Me and my girlfriend were FUMPING last night!

by Fump_addict April 25, 2019

Fumped

Fucking Pumped

Guys, I'm REALLY fumped about the new Bieber album, it's gonna be lit!

by JonnHatch June 11, 2020

fumping

The act of bumping or shimming your butt against someone else’s—not in a sexual manner. This could classify as a form of greeting or in place of a high five or handshake. You especially want to fump someone attractive, like a celebrity crush.

“I saw these two guys fumping at the train station.”

by totallynotlissy August 21, 2024