Fuckstick

A person that is being a tool, a dumbass, a moron, etc. A generally aggravating, not real smart person.

He was acting like a complete fuckstick.

by radarlove1968 June 12, 2018

Fucktifiarist

One who simply does not know or care to know. One who uses complex decisions for a simple issue. Reference Jerry Hickman of western flyer express

That fucktifiarist cost me 1600 miles because he can't organize his load plans correctly!

by Blakicedk August 15, 2018

Fucklicant

1) A pompous, clueless buffoon, derided almost universally, who nonetheless believes absolutely in his own brilliance.

2) A total, complete idiot, whose stupidity is so intense it makes you angry.

3) An annoying bastard.

"David Cameron is such a fucklicant".

by Roogalator December 27, 2010

Frankenstein Fuckstick

A male pornstars penis which appears to be a totally different colour to the rest of his body

"God look at the Frankenstein Fuckstick on that guy, He is pale as milk and has a brown cock"

Poor Alice was about to be penetrated from the rear when she noticed a reflection in the bedroom mirror, "christ" she screamed "you are not getting that Frankenstein fuckstick near me"

by madtechie January 7, 2008

Fucktionary

Fuck + Pictonary. A fun family game to play with all ages. The players (2- Infinite). Pick a Graphic (XXX rated) film or magazine and copy exactly a extravagant position that is performed.

Husband: Hey Hon! The kids are gone. Lets play some Fucktionary!
Wife:Oh yea! Lets play sweetie!

Boyfriend: Hey babe... want to play some Fucktionary.
Girlfriend: OMG! Totally... lets do it!

by The Zunk December 17, 2010

fuckstick

Just Another Fancy Word For Dickhead

Hey Fuckstick, If You Dont Like Who Your Playin With, You Can Leave!

by Fusion November 15, 2002

fucktify

To make something, that was not already, fucked. Often to the extremes.

why the fuck did you fucken fucktify that you fuck?

by That crazy guy down the road May 19, 2005