Skip to main content

Flobster

Mike: What's a female lobster called??

Julie: A flobster you twat
by Giggler10000 January 8, 2009
mugGet the Flobster mug.

flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.
Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.
by flobster man December 27, 2011
mugGet the flobster mug.
Related Words

flopster

Flopster implies the situation in your conversation in rad or awesome.
Guy #1: Yea man i totally just got my computer back....
Guy #2: Woah man thats totally Flopster!
by Cooper Ferris January 9, 2008
mugGet the flopster mug.

Flogsterbaffen

Flogsterbaffen - One that pretains to a dead baby, often males and infants. Your mom and cookies at 3:47 P.M. EST and 15 minutes ago. Whence a upon a time, characters A your mom and B your moms cookies are pretained and ordained to a cow or a personal back rub by one of the royal family. If intact your genitals can be used for sexual reproduction of the 9th degree and so forth on. When the time is right Jesus will descend again upon this earth in heavenly light and China being the communist assholes they are will kill us all with their rapid reproductin rate causing a massive army to amass and their piece of shit nucler weapons. Canada on the other hand will what is going on eh? and continue to be dumbass socialistic retards whose closest thing to a deadly weapon is a firecracker in a coke can. You see the FC will explode inside the coke can and blow it A either apart casuing shrapnel to rip off your hairy balls or B making the can do a flip. Fish turn on the world.
Ben: Flogsterbaffen on jur mooma?
Dover: Jonny go bye bye woot cookies abd milk.
Jacques:(Jocks) You call these bagels?
Strap: My pink floyd cd had a spelling test in it.
Dead Baby: rawr.
by Bryan. March 11, 2005
mugGet the Flogsterbaffen mug.

flosster

that dentist gets money from the floss company so he told me to be a flosster
by the other big j February 3, 2004
mugGet the flosster mug.

Flootershy

When your anus is too scared to take a poop. A take off of a German slang.
Bob: Some guy was in the stall next to me, I was total Flootershy
Jan: OMG I know, I get flootershy whenever i'm in school.
by Babyblaxs September 15, 2012
mugGet the Flootershy mug.

floofster

that dude is a real floofster
by diggerty April 30, 2017
mugGet the floofster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email