Dickstitch

A picstitch collage made up of dick pics.
A number of penis pictures arranged into a collage.

After Cait gave her number to the creepy guy at the bar, she received a dickstitch with multiple pictures of his erect and flaccid penis artfully organized into a collage.

by slg19 February 10, 2015

Dickstracting

When a women makes you lose your train of thought by wearing or saying something sexual.

-cpm

Uh....what was I saying? Your outfit is really dickstracting me.

by Seymoore March 1, 2017

dickstracted

what happens when something pretty, sexy, cute, tasty, etc passes the senses of someone with a dick

alternative use

the the loss of attention due to a dick

man shes got me all dickstracted

damn missy you so dickstracting

by kiddzfopres February 19, 2009

dinkstinction

Dinkstinction- the process by which one gains a child and loses ones dinkhood
In substitution with: extinction from being a dink

"Hey John, my wife is pregnant! You know what that means, right??"
"The dinkstinction!!!"

by God's shlong April 19, 2024

Dickstraction

When a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can't pay attention to anyone or anything else.

Katie's dickstraction is getting on my nerves! She can't even call her girl back cuz she's too busy chasing after Kevin.

by girlybutch September 28, 2008

Dickstracted

1) When a male is distracted by another person’s sexiness.

2) Anytime ones productive thought process is interrupted by thoughts of doing sexual things to another human being.

Two guys having an in depth conversation when a hot woman walks by:

“My bad bro, I got dickstracted by the fun bags on that hot mamma over there.”

Dad disapproves of his sons lustful thoughts at church:

“Son, we are here to praise the lord please try harder to not be dickstracted by all the girls on their knees.”

by C.M.Schwarty December 19, 2011

Dickstracted

Being distracted from doing an activity by one's own dick.

Bobby was doing his homework when he suddenly became dickstracted and just had to rub one off.

by Bojank157 December 15, 2015