playing the bum-cello

When a cat is cleaning its ass with one back leg high in the air and the movement back and fore makes it look like a front paw is bowing a stringed instrument; that is playing the bum-cello.

JESUS CHRIST puss, don't go playing the bum-cello on my pillow!

by Irregular Shed June 29, 2011

cellophone

What you can't call your cell phone, because then how would we be able to distinguish between mobile phones and string-instrument phones?

1.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Snake.

2.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Haydn and Boccherini.

by Vavie March 13, 2004

cellbow

the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute.

"Sorry officer, I could have avoided the errant penguin if I didn't have a painful cellbow condition".

by Dean Morris August 6, 2003

cellophane prank

A magical illusion created by placing cellophane under a toilet seat Causing urine splash and shit splatter.

I went to take a shit the other day and it splattered all over my ass, I fell for the old "Cellophane Prank."

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

celloma

The waking coma-like state of persons walking in public and utilizing their cellular phones, Blackberries, or similar electronic hand-held devices that prevents such persons from being aware of their immediate surroundings, including passersby.

"This dumb-fuck in a celloma bumped into me on the street, knocking my coffee all over my coat."

by Feech Lo Sguardo February 3, 2009

cellopause

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

Cello Slut

A really hot, slutty girl that can be found in almost any Middle School Or High School Orchestra.

Kid1:"Ahh man! Did you see Lyndi? She's such a Cello slut!"

Kid2:"I know! She can Rosin my Bow any day of the week!"

by John Ivory March 14, 2009