A porty is someone that struggles to finish a meal and needs to ask for a doggy-bag so they can finish their meal another time.
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Porta john. A term which is thought to be very recently coined. It sounds like a British slang. However it is Southern in this definition, supposedly originating in Richmond Virginia.
I can't stand using a porty. It smell horrendous. And in summer it's so hot that along with the smell may choke one to death in 30 seconds.
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Get the Porty mug.Someone who is a copy of another person. They are kind, thoughtful, and loud. They love to porty and always have dyed hair and wear bright colors.
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Get the Porty mug.1.)Phrase used to describe a fucking idiot, accidentally created through a random key tapping frenzy (such as "fdkjghdfkjgh") that resulted in real pronouncable words. The context of this caused it to seem like an insulting phrase, that of which it came to actually be.
2.)Deriving from the words potty and jerk, "Porty jerktle" is a phrase that was used by the Phonecians in 1235 A.D. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having passionate sex with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. They therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid bitch. Like seriously; "Who has sex with fat girls?", they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).
2.)Deriving from the words potty and jerk, "Porty jerktle" is a phrase that was used by the Phonecians in 1235 A.D. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having passionate sex with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. They therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid bitch. Like seriously; "Who has sex with fat girls?", they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).
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