porty 

A porty is someone that struggles to finish a meal and needs to ask for a doggy-bag so they can finish their meal another time.

I can't believe you cannot finish your dinner, you're a right porty!

porty by Fusse October 3, 2011

Porty 

Partying is for Fags and Portying is for brothers. Portying=Slaying Hos and Silver Soda to the Max.

I was drinkin this Budweiser and Portyin with this Girl

Porty by sourdoejack October 8, 2009

Porty 

Porta john. A term which is thought to be very recently coined. It sounds like a British slang. However it is Southern in this definition, supposedly originating in Richmond Virginia.

I can't stand using a porty. It smell horrendous. And in summer it's so hot that along with the smell may choke one to death in 30 seconds.

Porty by Sir Carlton October 16, 2020

Porty 

Used to be a decent group of folk now only co exits because of no shows like Adam horse head Mitchell and myles one batted mcgloughlin

Meet me brunton says adam proceeds to not show stays in porty

Porty by Adam done twice mitchell July 30, 2021

Porty 

Someone who is a copy of another person. They are kind, thoughtful, and loud. They love to porty and always have dyed hair and wear bright colors.

"You look just like your mom! You're a Porty!"

Porty by Porty Clone November 21, 2023

Porty 

A portable phone charger.

Fuck me dead, my phone’s about to die! Does anyone have a porty.

Porty by aydh September 26, 2025

Porty Jertkle 

1.)Phrase used to describe a fucking idiot, accidentally created through a random key tapping frenzy (such as "fdkjghdfkjgh") that resulted in real pronouncable words. The context of this caused it to seem like an insulting phrase, that of which it came to actually be.

2.)Deriving from the words potty and jerk, "Porty jerktle" is a phrase that was used by the Phonecians in 1235 A.D. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having passionate sex with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. They therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid bitch. Like seriously; "Who has sex with fat girls?", they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).

"Victor, you slept with a corpse you fucking PORTY JERTKLE!"

Porty Jertkle by Rafi_and_Mike November 13, 2005