Fuck me dead

Australian way of saying “oh shit” or “I’ll be damned”.

-“Your drink fell over”

-“Fuck me dead”

by Lucifer is my bitch May 23, 2022

fuck me dead

Aussie exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Does well enough on its own, although can be followed up with "and bury me pregnant" for extra effect.

"Hey mate your car's on fire." "Aah fuck me dead!"

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

fuck me dead

Aussie slang for "oh my god!" or "I'll be damned!"

Well fuck me dead, look at the size of those hooters she has!!

by bread infection November 8, 2005

fuck me dead!

An expression of extreme astonishment and surprise. Expresses more surprise than, e.g., "holy shit!"

Used extensively in the film "Welcome to Woop Woop!"

You graduated from high school? Fuck me dead!

by gafox June 24, 2004

fuck me dead

It means basicly the same thing as "Oh shit" or "fuck a duck". Not intended to be used in a sexual way.

haley: "well shit mom i spilled my drink!"

jo ann:"Well fuck me dead"

by lacey February 14, 2005

Fuck me dead cunt

Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.

Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.

Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.

by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021

fuck me dead red

#FF0000; a particular shade of red that simulates the shade of blood from a virgin's popped cherry, often worn on the lips by 12 year olds.

The woman in the matrix is wearing a fuck me dead red dress.

by ass butt August 28, 2003