mons

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.
My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...
by Jake January 15, 2004
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The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.
Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?
by MK January 12, 2004
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1. Scientific name: Mons Pubis. A raised, pleasureless lump located in the pubic region of a female. The thing that gives trannies a chance in a bikini.

2. A person with whom one shares their soul almost telepathically with another person. Each person is mons. Together, they are mons. They share their soul, heart, mind, and spirit. It is such a perfect concept that it is simply 'mons.'

3. The greatest, or highest of supernatural experiences, which upon encountering can only be responded to with the humble utterance: 'mons'

4. The prefix for 'monsecue,' which is a party of extraordinary proportions. May or not be associated with a "barbecue."

5. A word that hipsters repeat without actually knowing the meaning, just because it sounds phresh.
person 1: 'Did you SEE that mons?!'

person 2: 'Yeah.. mons'

person 1: 'Let's celebrate it with a monsecue!'

hipster: 'Oversized vintage sweaters? mons, man'
by monslepathy October 26, 2010
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Short for money, specifically cash.
"Dude, you got the mons?"
by Jill-izo November 15, 2006
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Very. A lot. May be short for monster.
You better wear a jacket it's mons cold out.

He was mons pissed when his whiteboard got erased.

I did mons homework last night.
by sosodds December 17, 2008
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Shes got mad mons
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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Short for "money" which means "tight" or "awsome" or "sick."
Dude, that trick you busted was so freaking mons!

Dude, that's a mon pic you took of my sister.
by Ross Money Beck May 14, 2005
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