mons 

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...

mons by Jake January 14, 2004

Mons 

The art of asserting dominance over someone with the assistance of money or power

The way you just got that tab for free, that’s so Mons

Mons by TommyP123 October 3, 2021

mons 

The hairy pubic plain directly above the genitals, but beneath the waistline, on both men and women. An apparently pleasure-less, purposeless region of the human body, but one that is nevertheless imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. A densley thicketed plateau, an oddly barren woodland, a useless, hilarious no man's land.

Dude, I don't want to see your mons again.

Did you spend a lot of time tonguing her mons?

mons by MK January 12, 2004

mons 

1. Scientific name: Mons Pubis. A raised, pleasureless lump located in the pubic region of a female. The thing that gives trannies a chance in a bikini.

2. A person with whom one shares their soul almost telepathically with another person. Each person is mons. Together, they are mons. They share their soul, heart, mind, and spirit. It is such a perfect concept that it is simply 'mons.'

3. The greatest, or highest of supernatural experiences, which upon encountering can only be responded to with the humble utterance: 'mons'

4. The prefix for 'monsecue,' which is a party of extraordinary proportions. May or not be associated with a "barbecue."

5. A word that hipsters repeat without actually knowing the meaning, just because it sounds phresh.

person 1: 'Did you SEE that mons?!'

person 2: 'Yeah.. mons'

person 1: 'Let's celebrate it with a monsecue!'

hipster: 'Oversized vintage sweaters? mons, man'

mons by monslepathy October 26, 2010

MONS 

Another way of saying cocaine. When the word is turned upside down, it becomes SNOW.

Yo, wanna go sniff some MONS after school?

Wanna go on a hard MONS sesh tonight at Sarah's?

MONS by full-time-druggo November 4, 2019

Mons 

A person that means the world to someone, a slang for unconditional love

You are like mons to me!

Mons by Mikomiko October 27, 2008

mons 

Short for money, specifically cash.

"Dude, you got the mons?"

mons by Jill-izo November 15, 2006