Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.
Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.
by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004
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When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007
Get the Dick Touch mug.A term used when you think someone is fucking with you, or if you feel people are spinning there wheels getting nothing done. kind of like," ok, your touching my dick, and i'm touching your dick " nothing is happening when a person is trying to make it look like there is.
Man: instead of standing here playing double dick touch, can you get the manager so we can settle this.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
Home depot clerk: Yes sir.
Tom: discussing this with you is like playing "double dick touch" nothing is getting acomplished here.
by Jack de wack June 12, 2008
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