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Dickroach

This can be either a penis on a cockroach or a human with a cockroach for a penis.
Joseph: Wow, I don't know what happened but this morning I awoke with a Dickroach.
by Moviethunder96 June 1, 2018
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Dickroach is a single word used to insult someone, or describe their negative actions or attitude. Don't question the existence of the word, just use it.
Robert - John locked me out of his car in the hood, and I got stabbed!
Sam - Who cares?
Robert - Well when I went to the hospital I gave them your credit card for the stitches...
Sam - Wowww, both of you are f*cking dickroaches!!!
by Dy-nasty July 28, 2014
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Dickroach

This can be either a penis on a cockroach or a human with a cockroach for a penis.
Joseph: Wow, I don't know what happened but this morning I awoke with a Dickroach.
by Moviethunder96 June 1, 2018
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Dickpreaching

The act of self-praise in an argument after making a statement or retort.

Common logical fallacy among the Baby Boomer generation as it is typically used among elders to validate their own points to younger people in a condescending matter.

(Also spelled “Dick Preaching”.)
An example of dickpreaching:

Uncle Vern: “I can’t believe the liberals just announced they’re raising the minimum wage, unbelievable.”

His Nephew: “Considering how the prices of necessities have inflated, I think this is for the best.”

Uncle Vern: “Then you’re going to get taxed more. ‘Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.’ Might as well drop the mic with that one.”

His Nephew: “Quit your dickpreaching, Uncle Vern. I would never say that because you’re not making a rational argument.”

The specific line of dickpreaching in this context is Uncle Vern himself saying “Oh yeah, that’s right Uncle Vern, that makes a lot of sense.” on behalf of his nephew who still does not agree with him.
by The Big OOMF April 20, 2021
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Dickochet

When the urethral opening of a man's penis sticks together causing his urine stream to spray in directions other than what was intended.
Dude, I just dickocheted the guy standing at the urinal next to mine. I got piss all over him.
by runmonkey3 October 23, 2011
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Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.
Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!
by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011
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Dickachu

Someone who sneezes while taking dick
Cranky is Dickachu
by LanceIsAwesome March 6, 2023
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