When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
by Jason Hopkins February 11, 2007
Literally, one who touches dicks. A derrogatory term used against someone to infer that they are perhaps homosexual.
Doug, stop shooting Nerf-Bow-And-Arrows out of my car trunk at the Taco-Bell Drive Thru while there are cops around, you fucking dicktouch.
by The Sexecutioner March 16, 2004