Crockpotted

When your girl is in the shower, you go in and take a nasty shit, don't flush and walk out. The steam and scent cook itself.

My wife is pissed, I crockpotted her last night.

by JBerg81 April 26, 2019

Crockpottin’

Stewing and brewing up a massive shit. Usually hallmarked by horrendous gut gurgling and flatulence.

I’m not feeling well. I’ve been crockpottin’ all day. I’m about to blow.

That curry dinner last night has me crockpottin’.

The rumbling of my gut’s crockpottin’ resulted in me wrecking the office toilet so bad they had to call janitorial services.

by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020

Crackpottery

The words and/or actions of a loony person, a crackpot.

In her latest display of crackpottery, she says she wants to build a house made of toothpicks.

by Flurgewhipple October 3, 2017

Crock potted

Crock potted: the act of putting more than one dick in an ass.

You could hear the ocean after he got Crock potted.
That dudes ass looked like a crock pot of vienna sausages at a party.

by Irishbackrub February 6, 2017

Crockpotting

The feeling of food churning/ bubbling/ cooking through your digestive system before you make a poop.

Geesh, I'm crockpotting from that Indian buffet; I need to find a toilet right now.

by Joeman575 July 9, 2017

Crock-potted

To enter a restroom for the purpose of vomiting after someone defecated...and they didn't warn you knowing you were going to vomit.

My girlfriend took a shit in the restroom and when I went to vomit she didn't warn me...She "Crock-Potted" me.

by New York Bunny May 1, 2014

crockpottery

Verb. To create a masterpiece by using a crockpot. Similar to sorcery.

Damn, Nancy, you've done some serious crockpottery with this roast.

by Stanleigh-anne July 25, 2016