chouse

noun /chowz/ (pl. chouse) 1. an extremely cool person, often times someone that others wish they could be.

We are hanging out here with celebrities like a bunch of chouse.

by Mary123456789 December 14, 2008

chouse

A really awkward person that looks like a chicken/mouse animal. But, is also a super-bitch sometimes.

Rachel: Lauren and Carey, your so weird.

Lauren and Carey: Shut the hell up Rachel! At least we aren't a chouse!

by volleyball<3 January 3, 2011

chouse

noun /chowz/ (pl. chouse) 1. an extremely cool person, often times someone that others wish they could be.

We are hanging out with celebrities like a bunch of chouse.

by Mary123456789 December 14, 2008

chouse

A combination of the words "Cheesey" and "House", meaning Cheesey House.

"What sort of music do you think they'll be playing?"

"chouse"

by PsYko February 1, 2005

woke up and chose violence

woke up and chose violence — the act of awakening and greeting the day with absolutely the worst decision that you could possibly make.

And sometimes it is actually violence.

It’s starting the day and performing any action that unalterably changes your life forever.

The people who attacked The Capitol on January 6th 2021 — attacked the symbolic seat of the American people’s power — just woke up and chose violence that day. And, as a result, the ring leaders are receiving long federal prison sentences.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 22, 2023

Chooser

A term derived from the two words: Chump and Loser, combined together.

Woah did you see that guy eat it on his bike? What a chooser!

by Will Smith’s a G July 31, 2021

woke up and chose chaos

woke up and chose chaos — a corollary to waking up and choosing violence. Waking up and choosing chaos involves beginning your day with an impulsive act that can and does throw your entire existence into disarray.

A common excuse for waking ping up and choosing chaos is: “I just had to speak from ‘my strong place’”.

And then the chaos ensues.

I woke up and chose chaos when I called my wife’s divorce lawyer and told him to do her worst — I dared her!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 3, 2023