chousemas

The definition of a wepskinki at christmas

I was out with an absoloute Chousemas tonight and it got naughty

by Big Ant Tony December 21, 2018

Chodesmas

A day of humbuggery, weed smoking and heavy consumption of meats and cheeses. Chinese food is the traditional food of Chodesmas and rum is the traditional drink. Chodesmas should be celebrated with slutty Craigslist women who play the part of frisky elves. Pajama pants and ridiculous sweaters are traditional Chodesmas garb and many like to celebrate Chodesmas by watching bootleg TV shows on the internets or partaking in holiday dickings. It is a day of nonsense and shenanigans celebrated in Southern Indiana and parts of Kentucky on Dec. 25. Its origins are unknown.

Frank: "Merry Chodesmas!"

Joe: "You mean Christmas?"

Frank: "No, Chodesmas." "It is celebrated with meats and cheeses and scandalous internet women." "Lots of rum and weed is is consumed and their is much frolicking and merriment."

Joe: "Merry Chodesmas motherfucker!"

by Vinnieguggs December 29, 2011

Chisemaster

A person who is a master a chising/flirting

Tim is such a chisemaster he is very good with the ladies

He is very good at the chise he must be a chisemaster

by G double S September 26, 2018

housemaster

The hero that looks like a slice of bread, responsible for all things surrounding the Arfenhouse.

by H Hog September 5, 2003

Chodemaster

The man with the biggest chode in the room

(jack)man jerry has a fuckin chode
(bobby)hes a chodemaster

by Trabren January 18, 2009

Cheesemas

A very important holiday celebrated on the 18th of December every year to celebrate the meaning of life (CHEESE)don’t ask why cheese is the meaning of life if you have to ask you will never know

Hey cheesemas is next week are you excited

What’s cheesemas

The most important day of the year

by EvaLovesToDraw June 14, 2020

housemaster

A hero who looks like a piece of bread with red square eyes and a curved line for a mouth. Has a green shirt with a purple collar, blue pants and yellow square fists. Speaks horrible english and is the main character in Arfenhouse.

"Housemaster, I--" *CRASH* - Joseph, Arfenhouse the Movie.

by horror_blood October 26, 2003