Sporkulate

Shoving a spork so far up your penis hole that you force yourself to ejaculate.

Often fatal.

"Look bro im about to sporkulate. OH FUCK AAAAAAHHHH

Spork+ wide penishole= sporkulation

by Luggnutter August 18, 2024

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

spockulation

Jumping to a logical conclusion which, though seemingly obvious, has failed to occur to anyone else.

It's my spockulation that these silicon nodules are actually the rock monster's eggs, so perhaps we should stop smashing them.

by iteration2 January 5, 2014

Scorpulate

The act of ejaculating scorpions and spiders.

Used to describe the curse that afflicted King Minos in ancient Greek mythology.

"I dun scorpulated in your mom last night."

by Austin "Banal" Boyd July 27, 2008

porkulate

To copulate with a fat person. (porker)

Fred porkulates with his fat girlfriend two time a week.

by weasel990 December 24, 2016

spermulate

Another term for projectile ejaculation. Also known as a "Cum Cannon."

Oh my god i cant believe you just spermulated on my face

by Terrence, Nigel May 30, 2006

Sprogulate

The specified term of ejaculation on a four wheeled vehicle (buses are accepted), thus one centimeter cubed of sperm is bestowed upon a random amphibious creature (commonly a frog) proceeding through the selected location positioned in close proximity to the four wheeled vehicle.

Jack: Hey man, last night i saw a parked Lamborghini.
Fred: Did you sprogulate?
Jack: Sure did!
Fred: That's cool, I respect that.

by >YourMother< May 16, 2010