Sextret

When an individual has a passionate sexual experience in a setting specifically decorated with various oyster and bivalve shells. Sometimes algae can be substituted for the bivalve shells.

Instead of heading to the local legume show, he decided to head to the hatchery to try and line up a sextret instead.

by Ronaldmcd October 30, 2014

Frustrally Sextrated

The emotion of going too long without sex.

I'm so frustrally sextrated, it's been two weeks since I've been layed.

by chief544 February 1, 2009

Sexretary

n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.

"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."

"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"

"Meh, it's a job."

by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009

sexcretary

A secratary hired specifically so that the boss may have sex with him or her.

Tina got hired as a sexcretary, and boy are her hips sore.

by Kittero December 28, 2004

sextressed

1) The state of being under extreme sexual tension.
2) Needing sexual release.

I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.

by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012

sextraterrestrial

A fine ass alien that likes to bone.

The sextraterrestrial made crop circles in my pubes.

by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008

sexret

A sexy secret.

Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.

by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011