Sextret
When an individual has a passionate sexual experience in a setting specifically decorated with various oyster and bivalve shells. Sometimes algae can be substituted for the bivalve shells.
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Frustrally Sextrated
Frustrally Sextrated by chief544 February 1, 2009
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Sexretary
n. An attractive woman who is hired to assist an executive by taking messages, answering phones, sorting, filing and spreading her legs at least three times per week.
"Here's a good job listing: 'Secretary wanted. Good pay flexible hours office clothes optional."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
"Hun, I think you're reading that wrong. 'SEXRETARY wanted. Good PLAY. Flexible WHORES. Office. Clothes optional.'"
"Meh, it's a job."
Sexretary by Dave Zucker March 11, 2009
sexcretary
sexcretary by Kittero December 28, 2004
sextressed
I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I'm not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex. Sorry... I'm a bit sextressed.
sextressed by GGBbycakes August 11, 2012
sextraterrestrial
sextraterrestrial by Soup4theSoupGod December 24, 2008
sexret
Hey billy, i was with this girl Ola last night and we did some pretty crazy stuff. Ill tell you about it, but you have to promise to keep it a sexret because this shit is crazy.
sexret by Richard LaVoice March 8, 2011
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