Florp

A obscure term for a weirdly-shaped car. Coined by polythematic youtuber Fractal Philosphy as an example of how language is intersubjective (involving or occurring between separate conscious minds), i.e. as long as two people understand and use the term florp by this definition, then florp is a valid word.

"Yo, look at that florp!"
"What's a florp?"
"It's a term for a weirdly-shaped car! I learned from a cool youtube video!"
"Yeah, that's not a real word man."|
"Actually, according to most linguists, it is as long as we both agree it is!"
"I hate talking to you."

Florp by PoseidonII June 28, 2026

florp e dorp 

A Florp E. Dorp is a very specific type of idiot. The individual who embodies the qualities off florp and/or dorp is very skilled and talented at being florp, and even dorp if the time is right. This individual is not someone who is a douche bag, but one who deserves respect for being a true florp. One who creates a most ridiculous and florp worthy situation or generates dorp comments is one to behold. Don't be fooled though, this is not to be confused with a florpy dorp. Florpy dorps should be shunned like a dog infested with flees. When a florpy dorp is in question, the last thought is "WWJD"- instead the question becomes "WWJD", as in, what would Judas do...

"Man, Lids, Ian is being a serious Florp E Dorp today! Did you see him school that dorp???"

"That matchstick is a real florpy dorp..."

florp e dorp by Elephant Flower Pants February 3, 2017

Bottle Florp 

When you try to flip a water bottle but fail miserably.

I tend to bottle florp instead of flip.

Bottle Florp by Apo11o November 27, 2016

snorkel florp 

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

snorkel florp by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017

floop florp 

it means to run away from the cops and come to me

Nina was getting chased so she floop florped her way to Riley's house

floop florp by skinny_jewtron November 22, 2018

flip-florp 

Completely baffling; insulting. Typically toward a person.
Widely used in the 1800's.

Alex: Jeff you're such a gosh darn flip-florp!
Jeff: Just because I gave you a ticket, for parking in the "no parking zone"?

flip-florp by Johnny Tedison May 28, 2023

Chop flop

Someone who can't chop wood

Richard can't chop wood to save his life he's such a chop flop

Chop flop by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022