George Bush
George Bush by PostIt03 (Donohue) October 5, 2004
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George Bush
A man who has utterly ruined America.
George Bush has raised taxes on lower-income individuals while giving tax cuts to the wealthy. He has started an impossible war that can not be easily ended, nor will we ever "win". I think he just wanted to blow something up. Under the reign of this tyrant we have watched our brothers, fathers, mothers, and sisters all die for no reason at all.Because of George Bush we are also facing the threat of "Anti-Abortion" laws again, which will send poor, young women to the back alleys to die.
This man is pompous, arrogant, stupid, and a complete imbecile. The effects of his Presidency will be felt far in the future, when our children's children are still cleaning up his mess.
George Bush has raised taxes on lower-income individuals while giving tax cuts to the wealthy. He has started an impossible war that can not be easily ended, nor will we ever "win". I think he just wanted to blow something up. Under the reign of this tyrant we have watched our brothers, fathers, mothers, and sisters all die for no reason at all.Because of George Bush we are also facing the threat of "Anti-Abortion" laws again, which will send poor, young women to the back alleys to die.
This man is pompous, arrogant, stupid, and a complete imbecile. The effects of his Presidency will be felt far in the future, when our children's children are still cleaning up his mess.
I voted for Kerry-Edwards, but some wealthy jerk voted for George Bush.
People of America! Bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye!
People of America! Bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye!
George Bush by Lomia September 16, 2006
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George Bush
George Bush is a war happy President of America that probably only won because of vote-counting screwups in the State of Florida. George Bush has done very little to help America, except make it hated by most of the world.
George W Bush was also addicted to cocaine and was a chronic alcoholic, and has had a DUI in Maine.
George Bush is a war happy President of America that probably only won because of vote-counting screwups in the State of Florida. George Bush has done very little to help America, except make it hated by most of the world.
George W Bush was also addicted to cocaine and was a chronic alcoholic, and has had a DUI in Maine.
George Bush - "I'm a uniter not a divider. That means when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up."
george bush by Justin Britt March 25, 2004
George Bush
smart person (IQ of at least 100): I'm didnt vote for Bush for a number of reasons, would you like me to list them?
Republican (IQ of much less than 100): bush rhymes with mush, hee hee!!
Republican (IQ of much less than 100): bush rhymes with mush, hee hee!!
George Bush by A Democrat May 5, 2005
George Bush
43rd President of the United states of America. He believes in relying on "instinct", the problem is that you need experience to draw from in order for your instincts to be any use.
WASHINGTON POST: Why do you think bin Laden has not been caught?
DUBYA: Because he's hiding.
-- Dubya offers a ludicrous answer to a serious question, interview with Michael A. Fletcher and Jim VandeHei of the Washington Post aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005
DUBYA: Because he's hiding.
-- Dubya offers a ludicrous answer to a serious question, interview with Michael A. Fletcher and Jim VandeHei of the Washington Post aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005
George Bush by bomb biscuit April 10, 2005
george bush
n. (jorj booch)
1) 43rd President of The United States.
2) 21st century American leader who’s rise to power necessitated the downgrading of Caligula, Nero, and King George IV to ‘moderate’ twits in the History of World Politics Almanac.
3) American president who frequently confused a Scottish terrier for that little black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, and carried it with him on the Marine 1 helicopter as a result of the mistake. (Ironically, most of his staff was actually relieved when he made this mistake.)
5) The Bush family's equivalent of Fredo, in the Corleone family. (Except for the part about ‘banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.’ Substitute countries.)
6) The first American head of state to argue that Raphael was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle during a presidential debate. (The American electorate took this as a comforting sign that he was not a member of the 'liberal elite,' and re-elected him.)
7) The political equivalent of Wile E. Coyote:
ie-despite having unlimited access to Acme giant magnets, sling shots, rockets and vanishing cream, somehow managed to:
a) Be too stoned to hit the bottle when asked for a urine sample, requisite to getting flight status in the Alabama Air National Guard.
b) Go broke in the oil business in Texas in the middle of an oil boon.
c) Not realize that Osama bin Laden was about to attack the United States after being handed an intelligence bulletin entitled "Bin Laden about to attack the United States" two weeks before Bin Laden attacked the United States.
d) Invade Iraq in an attempt to capture a flea-bitten rat scrotum who was actually living in Afghanistan at the time. (Although, the confusion in geography was clearly President Clinton's fault for getting spooge all over the official White House Atlas.)
e) Whip the American public into a xenophobic frenzy against Arabs as an election issue, then sell American ports to Arabs in an election year, then claim he didn't know what he did, but that he was going to defend to the death what he didn't know he did. (see: clusterfuck.)
f) Appoint his Harvard room mate Jim Ignitowski to be head of FEMA, despite having bunrt out most of his brain cells with LSD during the 60s.
g) Nominate a candidate for the Supreme Court who's only obvious qualification for the job was that she was an expert in pulling his metaphorical ding-a-ling.
h) Constantly shoot his fellow Republicans in the foot. (A variation of the tactic commonly employed by VP Dick Cheney to raise party funds.)
8) A generally good natured and nice guy whom you would like to be leader of your kids in summer camp, but not necessarily leader of the free world in the new millennium.
1) 43rd President of The United States.
2) 21st century American leader who’s rise to power necessitated the downgrading of Caligula, Nero, and King George IV to ‘moderate’ twits in the History of World Politics Almanac.
3) American president who frequently confused a Scottish terrier for that little black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, and carried it with him on the Marine 1 helicopter as a result of the mistake. (Ironically, most of his staff was actually relieved when he made this mistake.)
5) The Bush family's equivalent of Fredo, in the Corleone family. (Except for the part about ‘banging cocktail waitresses two at a time.’ Substitute countries.)
6) The first American head of state to argue that Raphael was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle during a presidential debate. (The American electorate took this as a comforting sign that he was not a member of the 'liberal elite,' and re-elected him.)
7) The political equivalent of Wile E. Coyote:
ie-despite having unlimited access to Acme giant magnets, sling shots, rockets and vanishing cream, somehow managed to:
a) Be too stoned to hit the bottle when asked for a urine sample, requisite to getting flight status in the Alabama Air National Guard.
b) Go broke in the oil business in Texas in the middle of an oil boon.
c) Not realize that Osama bin Laden was about to attack the United States after being handed an intelligence bulletin entitled "Bin Laden about to attack the United States" two weeks before Bin Laden attacked the United States.
d) Invade Iraq in an attempt to capture a flea-bitten rat scrotum who was actually living in Afghanistan at the time. (Although, the confusion in geography was clearly President Clinton's fault for getting spooge all over the official White House Atlas.)
e) Whip the American public into a xenophobic frenzy against Arabs as an election issue, then sell American ports to Arabs in an election year, then claim he didn't know what he did, but that he was going to defend to the death what he didn't know he did. (see: clusterfuck.)
f) Appoint his Harvard room mate Jim Ignitowski to be head of FEMA, despite having bunrt out most of his brain cells with LSD during the 60s.
g) Nominate a candidate for the Supreme Court who's only obvious qualification for the job was that she was an expert in pulling his metaphorical ding-a-ling.
h) Constantly shoot his fellow Republicans in the foot. (A variation of the tactic commonly employed by VP Dick Cheney to raise party funds.)
8) A generally good natured and nice guy whom you would like to be leader of your kids in summer camp, but not necessarily leader of the free world in the new millennium.
“Is George Bush in town for one of those faux town hall meetings, or did somebody just let that gang of circus midgets out of the drunk tank early?”
george bush by parisofpriam February 26, 2006