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zune

The new MP3 player for trend followers, fad hags, and general 20-somethings with too much cash. Hopes to compete with the Apple iPod, although most intelligent people go with Creative's line of products.

The Zune can share music, movies, and photos wirelessly; but the trendy garbage most Zune owners listen to will break the eardrums of other people who have good taste in music.

You might also get hand cramps due to the controls on the side. You could also experiance the "iPod Cross-Eye Effect" in which your eyes start rolling around and around due to the circuler selection wheel.
Microsoft can't stand the fact that they don't own everything. So with Windows, the Xbox and the Zune, they can start WORLD DOMINATION!
by Lomia November 21, 2006
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fad hags

People who follow every new trend, fashion, and other pop culture phenomenon, untill something new comes along.

These include the women who buy new designer clothes every "season" and get the latest haircuts, kids who want the very latest toy or gadget, and men who kiss butt on the golf course and show off their Plasma screens.

People who can't think for themselves, but follow along with what everyone else says is "New! and Hip!"
Rich people and Hollywood stars are Fad Hags; so are scene kids.
by Lomia November 27, 2006
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Goth

The word Goth has many different meanings to many people, but a simple definition is this: Someone who enjoys a darker perspective on life. Goths tend to be intellectual, philosophical, and romantic. They find beauty in even the ugliest things, and are often attracted to things such as death, morbidity, vampirism, and other such subjects. A true Goth never intends to be Goth, they just are. People who suddenly decide to "become goth" because of their peers are not really Gothic. Also, I'd like to clear the misconception of "Goths being Violent,Anti-Social, or IE Columbine". Real Goths are passive, quiet, and gentle. They are never violent at others, and if a goth "does" pick fights, then that person is not for real.
Some good goth bands to listen to are: L'ame Immortelle, Nightwish, Leave's Eyes, Bauhaus, and Switchblade Symphony.

These people ARE NOT goth: Marylin Manson, Limp Bizkit, ICP (Who in heck thought ICP was goth? Their just, um, Mentally Retarded)and no, My Chemical Romance is not a goth band.
by Lomia April 17, 2006
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Meatloaf

A talented Rock and Roll artist with an amazing voice. His various hits have included "Bat outta Hell" "I would do anything for Love" and his latest single "Couldn't have said it better" He is currently on tour in over thirty countries.
(BTW, His real name is Marvin Aday)
Everyone's seen Meatloaf in The Rocky Horror Picture Show.
by Lomia April 17, 2006
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George Bush

A man who has utterly ruined America.

George Bush has raised taxes on lower-income individuals while giving tax cuts to the wealthy. He has started an impossible war that can not be easily ended, nor will we ever "win". I think he just wanted to blow something up. Under the reign of this tyrant we have watched our brothers, fathers, mothers, and sisters all die for no reason at all.Because of George Bush we are also facing the threat of "Anti-Abortion" laws again, which will send poor, young women to the back alleys to die.

This man is pompous, arrogant, stupid, and a complete imbecile. The effects of his Presidency will be felt far in the future, when our children's children are still cleaning up his mess.
I voted for Kerry-Edwards, but some wealthy jerk voted for George Bush.

People of America! Bend over and kiss your a$$ goodbye!
by Lomia September 16, 2006
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Hot Topic

A store that sells alternative clothing for punks/goths/emos. Which is funny because no real punk/goths (except the emos) shop at malls. Hot Topic also carries an over-abundance of Tim Burton merchandise, which can get annoying when seen too often.
When you go to Hot Topic, ask yourself; Do you really need a Jack purse with a Sally shirt and a Corpse Bride umbrella? While your at it, Buy a Jack Sparrow Thong!
by Lomia April 17, 2006
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Microsoft

A company that produces the Operating System Windows. Windows was the first commercially available GUI style OS for the mass consumer market. However, due to the fact that ALL Brand New Non-Mac PC's come with Windows pre-installed now, most consumers miss the fact that there are other OS out there. Sirius Linux etc.

Microsoft has done a lot of good for the hacking community. Their system is easy to modify, and Internet Explorer is the best browser for sending viruses, trojans, and tracking cookies. You can easily destroy another person's computer if they are running Windows just by creating dinky code in less than a minute.

Microsoft also attempts to dominate other markets as well, such as Xbox for video games and Zune for MP3 players. Those are just more easily hacked items that fail at the larger community, but attract a strong cult following.
At least Microsoft gave mass consumers and newbies a simple, user-friendly operating system. But in the year 2006, more people are technical and know how to install another system.
by Lomia November 30, 2006
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