rehab-pology

Used by a celebrity and their PR flaks to excuse unseemly behavior/public embarrassment after ‘treatment’ at an expensive glorified spa for drug or alcohol misuse.

After treatment, Tiger Woods issued his rehab-pology relating to his Ambien and Vicodin use. Nike, Gatorade, AT&T, Buick and the PGA issued statements of support.

by GusII December 9, 2009

Harry Pology

The study of Harry Potter

"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"

George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"

by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

e-pology

An apology letter or note sent over an instant message, e-mail, text message etc.

"I'm such an idiot i can't even apologize to her in person i had to send her an e-pology on myspace."

by Cody buege January 21, 2008

Poology

Study of human crap.

do you have a major in poology? because your full of shit

by pseudonym-qwertyuiop May 10, 2010

(e)pology

a half assed apology that seems to place blame on the recipient.

"E -I think you owe me an apology..."

"Geez Nate, OK -I've got an (e)pology for you..... I'm sorry you're such a jackass..... feel better?"

by (e)verything May 4, 2009

Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology

The study of Harry Potter majoring in the Philosophers Stone

I have a lecture in Harry Pology and the Philosophers Stology, right after my seminar in beast rape

by Dave/skitch June 24, 2009

pieology

the most amazing pizza place on earth.

"Hey dude want to go to Pieology after school?"
"PIEOLOGY?!?! FUCK YEAH I LOVE THAT PLACE"

by Cagekingman February 20, 2015