coolats 

Shorts that go down to your knees and are really wide and look like a skirt

Hey, I like those coolats.

coolats by Sarah May 13, 2005

coolats 

there are pants that look like a skirt.

like those loose fitting capri pants that look like a skirt from one angle and pants from another, only longer.

coolats by bailie April 20, 2005

coolats 

Well i subsiquently found out that they were some sort of a skort thing that people thought were cool in the 70's

omg did u see that ladys coolats she's stuck in the 70's

coolats by kellsbells125 February 10, 2005

coolats 

no idea what it is but that add with that lady for rice cakes where she goes to my prom i wore coolats or w/e but now she's obsessed with rice cakes.

Person 1: dude what the hell are coolats
Person 2: god i dont know ask the stupid rice cake lady

coolats by Kellsbells125 January 9, 2005

coolass

instead of a dumbass, someone can be a coolass...which is just one really cool person

Vince is one hell of a coolass

coolass by Katie December 14, 2003

coolatsa coolini

A coolie!

Go wipe your coolatsa coolini!

coolatsa coolini by Gene1000 March 28, 2022

Double Glazed Coolata 

The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.

"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"

Double Glazed Coolata by Dr. Kockter August 6, 2014