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torina: v. To get angry at the person you have wronged, and attempt to launder the wrong further by bearing false witness about the person to others, and so enlisting their wrath. In this way, the target is struck first by your wrong and secondly by an ever-growing social circle of enmity and boycott. It is a type of living curse, planted as a cover-up of one's own wrong, whose seed is a lie. See: Ten Commandments.

n. An act or instance of torina.
She knew what she needed to do: torina would transmute her betrayal into justice.
torina by AWrinkleInTime April 4, 2016
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torina vampyre 

torina vampyre: n. One of three classes of nahualistic vampyres: energy, resources, soul. Torina vampyres feed primarily on the soul--most dangerous class--but additionally sometimes can secondarily feed on all three.

Extremely Dangerous: 1) they are humans in form; 2) they are narcissistic sociopaths or psychopaths who learned to wear a mask; 3) only their victims see them w/o the mask; 4) generally, they are ever rising in society to greater heights.

First, they groom a victim. Generally, this is someone with limited social connections and resources, has low self-esteem or is naïve, is loving and kind, emotional, a friend to all, even virtuous DELICIOUS!, easy to manipulate. Next, smear campaigns are deployed to drive wedges between the target and their social network. These smear campaigns may be pure torina in the sense that the torina vampyre is accusing the target either of what the vampyre has done or is getting ready to do--inoculating the vampyre preemptively from investigations. Then begins gaslighting and other actual feeding. For an understanding of feeding, see: narcissists, narcissistic sociopaths, smear campaigns, torina, flying monkeys.

torina vampyrism: v. An act or instance of vampyrism by a torina vampyre.

Also: torina vampire.
A: "A vampire?!? Jill works in Human Resources and I see her in church every Sunday! She is one of the nicest people I know!!"
B: "You are part of her base...which says a lot about you. She does not feed on her base. Woe to you if you ever are an outsider, though. You will see that she is a monster...a torina vampyre...but she will convince everyone with her lies, that *you* are the monster."

He knew what he needed to do: torina vampyrism would transmute his dark and unquenchable hunger into what the sheeple would perceive as..."justice." He would be their hero, doing the Lord's work, while feeding on a virtuous person.
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Toriyama Handjob 

A term referring to the practice in media (notably in shounen manga/anime) of powering up side characters off screen to bring them up to par, or surpassing, the protagonist. These powerups happen regardless of sense, often with little explanation. Named for Dragonball creator Akira Toriyama due to how often it happens in the Dragonball media.

Coined by youtube user PlagueofGripes in his video on the treatment of the character Tien from Dragonball, highlighting how everyone in-series gets a Toriyama Handjob except Tien.
"This is after a long series of episodes about how Krillin had given up fighting and was so weak that bullets were now a serious danger to him, so he got a shit-licious power up. That is a Toriyama Handjob." - PlagueofGripes

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
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Wow, she is definitely a Trinah.
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The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.
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