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Craigophobia 

When you get scared or sexually aroused at the sound of the name Craig and or image of someone you know who is named Craig.
Guy One: Dude did you just hear that?
Guy Two: Hear what?
Guy One: I heard someone say the name Craig.
Guy Two: So?
Guy One: I'm not sure if I should masturbate or pee my pants, I feel so sexually aroused and scared all at once.
Guy Two: You have Craigophobia!
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crackophobia 

The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?

Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!

Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!

Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!

ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
crackophobia by GlennyJ November 10, 2013

Crimophobia 

The fear of loosing a 5,250$ weapon to a 550$ weapon on the Platform Called ROBLOX, and an experience called "Criminality".
This Phobia will lead to mental disabilities, Such as Depression, PTSD's, Anxiety, and in some very rare cases, The loss of Eye Sight.
If you do not want to have any of these side affects, do not play "Criminality" which is made by a fucking dirt bag of a developer.
I have severe case of Crimophobia, I cannot loose this AK, Grenade launcher kit.
Crimophobia by Phromes July 21, 2021

crappophobia 

The fear of clogging someone elses toilet.
When you have crappophobia you go to someone's house, and you have to poop, but you are afraid that you will clog their toilet.
crappophobia by mitty39 July 8, 2009

Crassophobia 

dislike of or intolerance towards overweight people

This word is a replacement to the grammatically incorrect term ‘fatphobia’ as it combines an english prefix with a latin suffix.

Instead, now a new term, crassophobia.
Coming from the word crassus, meaning fat, and -phobia, meaning extreme or irrational fear or dislike of a specified thing or group.
Society’s beauty standards are routed in crassophobia
Crassophobia by Eddie McGrath August 14, 2021

Caiophobia 

The fear of girls and every girl there is in the world
That dude over there has caiophobia and won’t talk to us because of it.
I pull no bitches because of caiophobia

cratophobia

The fear of losing the one person who you couldn’t imagine living without..
I have cratophobia and can’t imagine losing you
cratophobia by Mesiwaelusl May 23, 2024
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