Defartification

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

by Erik June 9, 2004

Decarnification

An initiative to rid Global society, culture, press, economy, judiciary, and politics of the carnist ideology.

In the 2030's, The U.S. will go through a period of decarnification as we move away from using animals for food, clothing, entertainment and research. We will look back at this current period as the age of carnism.

by DckVgn February 13, 2022

demastification

The removal of teeth using no tools other than fingernail clippers.

Demastification is an enhanced interrogation technique.

by Xonide December 15, 2007

vagina desertificationifier

The male equivalent of a Bonerkill; a male who causes the complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings in a woman's vagina, causing the inside of the vagina to become drier, or in extreme cases, become on par with a desert in terms of (lack of) humidity.

"Hey, you hear about that new guy?"

"Yeah, I've seen him before, I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole, he's a total vagina desertificationifier.

by AKADarkie March 8, 2011

desertification

Creation of expanding deserts by human activity. Normally by human wanton destruction, mismanagement, industrialization, development, clearing out forest areas. Climate change without investment in water projects that would help bring ecological stability.

Human activities without regard to Earth ecological balance is causing the desertification of the planet.

by 1OldGeek April 16, 2016

defatification

Losing a shit ton of weight in a short period of time and being a supreme badass for it because you didn't lose a bet as a result.

I lost 90 pounds in 8 months and did not lose my bet to a douche bag. That is the ultimate defatification.

by The winner of the Bet December 7, 2013

defornification

Your guess is as good as mine...but not as good as the next guy's.

Urban Dictionary is undoubtedly guilty of defornification. What the hell does defornification mean?

by Prof. Fornificate October 24, 2005