Skip to main content
n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.
Sloozer by Bexxx June 2, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
A less insulting version of the word Loser
Cya l8er sloozer!
Sloozer by evie :p May 9, 2022
Related Words
Sloozer • snoozer • slooter • skoozer • slooze • slooker • slooser • sloober • Slooper • smoozer
A combination of the words "suck" and "loose". Commonly used to talk down upon another.
John: I can't go to the club tonight because I have to study."

Chris: John, you are such a sloozer.
sloozer by scruffykid May 4, 2006
a classy way of saying slut
Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself
sloozey by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

sploozer 

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.
Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.
sploozer by BB January 26, 2004
A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.
"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"
Soozer by evxnkndy June 21, 2021
Slooter is the most extreme form of a slut. Slooters can be found in clubs around the world or even in your local beaches. Slooters will do anything and everything to get in your pants. So beware of the slooters!
Man that girl was such a slooter at the club!
slooter by Jonathan Mcghee May 12, 2004
More from Urban Dictionary

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
Load more