Sloozer

n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.

man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!

man #2 - Really where's she from?

man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.

man #2 - Really?

man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.

man #2 - nice.

by Bexxx June 2, 2004

Sloozer

A less insulting version of the word Loser

Cya l8er sloozer!

by evie :p May 9, 2022

sloozer

A combination of the words "suck" and "loose". Commonly used to talk down upon another.

John: I can't go to the club tonight because I have to study."

Chris: John, you are such a sloozer.

by scruffykid May 4, 2006

sloozey

a classy way of saying slut

Talia is such a sloozey sometimes, she just can't control herself

by Talia Sherman June 12, 2007

sploozer

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

by BB January 26, 2004

Soozer

A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.

"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"

by evxnkndy June 21, 2021

slooter

Slooter is the most extreme form of a slut. Slooters can be found in clubs around the world or even in your local beaches. Slooters will do anything and everything to get in your pants. So beware of the slooters!

Man that girl was such a slooter at the club!

by Jonathan Mcghee May 12, 2004