Soozer 

A word used to discriminate against short light skin boys with curly hair.

"Hey look its the soozer!"

"Get that fucking soozer out of here!"

Soozer by evxnkndy June 21, 2021

Soozer 

One who is similar to or identifies with Susie from Deltarune. A big, strong, kinda dumb but very sweet woman who bullies people, but only because she comes from a terrible living situation. Also doesn't care about the status quo, often an anarchist or some kind of leftist.

"Damn, Susie is kind of based. I wanna be strong so I can be a Soozer."
or
"I have a girlfriend now!"
"What's she like?"
"She's an absolute Soozer! A herbo, even!"

Soozer by sameen_ September 5, 2023

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. 

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. — A faux positive statement to lighten a heinous situation that will stick with you for the rest of your life.

1) Police homicide photographer documenting the scene of a mass shooting at an American high school:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

2) Family cleaning out a closet after the death of a loved one:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

3) An American citizen voting for president in the 2024 election that will determine the destiny of our democracy:

Well let’s go: The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it.

This and other techniques like this are taught in cults and at Harvard University. No, I’m not kidding Harvard has a Hap-y-ness Studies Program. It’s designed to control populations and foment political overthrow. They’d “like to teach the world to sing — in perfect harmony.”

See Mad Men series Finale.

And shudder.

The sooner we get to it; the sooner we’ll get through it. by Mind Hunter the Profiler May 15, 2023

Sooner Born Sooner Bred 

Quality of superfans of the University of Oklahoma. People who possess this quality should be born in the state of Oklahoma or born of parents or a parent that attended the University of Oklahoma, and have always been a fan of the University of Oklahoma Sooners from the time they first laid eyes it.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred and when I die I will be Sooner Dead!

Sooner Born Sooner Bred by soonerborntwerp October 19, 2012

Sooner 

A Sooner is a guy with a premature ejaculation problem.

Hazel was totally frustrated; Bill was a Sooner and finished after only two minutes.

Sooner by Cranberry Bob December 1, 2019

Soonergamer

A pale white kid that likes dank memes and likes ugly girls with box heads

Person 1-Dude she is so hot

Person 2-She looks like she is mine craft character stop acting like soonergamer

Soonergamer by Quantavius 123 January 1, 2017

soorer

A very beautiful short young lady who is a great listener, amazing dancer, super athletic, funny as fuck, and can go 0 to 100 real quick. She always so turnttt her life never boring.

Girl1 : "This party is so boring."
Girl2: "I wish Soorer was here to turn this shit up."

soorer by DealBreaker November 15, 2014