Definitions by Bexxx
skull punch
skull punch by BEXXX August 31, 2014
Slüzer
n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: sloozer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1: Look at that girl wearing the "naughty girl" baby doll tee, she's kind of hot.
man#2: Dude, she just blew me in the bathroom, she's a totaly slüzer.
man#2: Dude, she just blew me in the bathroom, she's a totaly slüzer.
Sloozer
n. - A combination slut and looser. Typically found in lame college bars, popular bowling alleys, and indian casinos. Common spelling variations include: slüzer, slooser, sluzer, sluser.
man #1 - I ran into the hottest sloozer last night!
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
man #2 - Really where's she from?
man #1 - Somewhere in Kansas.
man #2 - Really?
man #1 - Yeah she ran away from home when she was 16. But, she blew me, so it was cool.
man #2 - nice.
Icey Mike
n. - The act of ejaculating into an ice cube tray and letting the semen freeze thoroughly, then using the ejaculate ice cubes in an unsuspecting guests drink.
man #1 - Let's pull an icey mike on Joe! He's coming over in 3 hours!
man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
man #2 - Ok, I'll cum in the ice cube tray, you check to see if my ethiopian can opener is ready!
Ethiopian Can Opener
n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.
v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.
Ethiopian Can Opener by Bexxx May 1, 2004
double knuckle
1. V.- The ability to fit a finger or fingers into one's own ass, up to the second knuckle. Traditionally used for sexual pleasure.
2. V.- To insert a finger into someone elses ass up to the second knuckle.
2. V.- To insert a finger into someone elses ass up to the second knuckle.
double knuckle by Bexxx May 1, 2004
snow storm
1. N.- Traditionally referred to as Bukkake. When mutiple men stand around one woman and repeatedly ejactulate onto her face. see snowstorm
2. N.- Heavy snow fall.
2. N.- Heavy snow fall.
1. Look at that bitch caught in a snow storm! Asian porn is weird!
2. Looks like the snow storm cut the power!
2. Looks like the snow storm cut the power!
snow storm by Bexxx May 1, 2004