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Anyone acting in a ridiculous fashion that needs to pipe the fuck down. Spoken in an New Zealand accent to emphasize the gravity of the situation. Inspiration stems from Summer Heights High. Not be confused with the term homo or homosexual.
Ja'mie! Put down that Dolce & Gabbana dress and stop being such a hoimoi!
Hoimoi by DutchOverGoddessJingleTaco February 18, 2013
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homoinebriate

A male who is super straight and macho, but starts acting really, over the top gay when drunk. Often plays grab ass with other guys.
Fred loves his girlfriend, but, as soon as he gets drunk, he starts grabbing Tom's ass and is totally homoinebriate.
homoinebriate by NivekTheGreat June 14, 2018

Homoincesturbation

The process of cloning and engaging in sexual intercourse with said clone.
That homoincesturbationist can go fuck himself.
Homoincesturbation by Jonopants March 22, 2013
A Rainbow Six Siege Player competing in the Pro League. Currently ranked in the top 50 players in the world.
HoiHoi by babakai November 1, 2020

homoincestual 

Sexual relations between closly related individuals of the same sex.
"Mike is such a homoincestual, he had anal intercourse with his father Ron, then sucked Ron's dick and ate his load!"
homoincestual by Scottieb November 16, 2007

Homoincesturbation

The act of time traveling and having sex with oneself.
Marty McFly missed his opportunity for homoincesturbation
Homoincesturbation by ingut February 19, 2013
A term coined by teenagers in Southern California meaning something weird, odd, or utterly hilarious. Basically, it means anything that is weird enough to laugh aloud at.

Things that are "hoigois" can be likable or hated depending on the usage.
Person 1: "Why are you laughing?"

Person 2: "That guy playing the tuba is so hoigois!
Hoigois by Melith. February 4, 2010
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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