Crapito 

Mexican way of saying crap

Person: "Crapito! I forgot to go to the store!"

Crapito by HippieLuver September 24, 2012

craptosis

A disease that affects the mind in such a way that you no longer give a shit.

When stuck in meetings with clueless supervisors and managers that endlessly babble nonsense: "I believe I've developed a bad case of craptosis, I must leave immediately".

craptosis by Danedog July 20, 2010

Capitol Hill 

COD Warzone irl

“Practice time’s over now, we’re headed to Capitol Hill”

Capitol Hill by Strudelgod03 January 6, 2021

craptop

a laptop computer that is either slow or unworkable by comparison to other similar products. or is unusable due to excessive viewing of internet pornography

man 1: hey man i tried to download that attachment from your email but my craptop got a blue screen stating there was a kernel in-page stack error 3 times in a row.
man 2: fuck, man you wouldnt have that trouble if you weren't using those porn links from 4chan

craptop by idakothetricky February 28, 2013

Craptionfigure 

A product, (usually an action figure or toy) that is so poorly made due to cheap plastic and usually from china, that it breaks if you even try to touch it.

A: I just bought a limited edition super deluxe triple action superman figurine for $50, and he fell apart when I was putting him in a pose!!!
B: Sucks for you... Sounds like it was a craptionfigure!

Craptionfigure by Seahorsezelda May 27, 2010

crapstoner 

A crapstoner is a type of white trash redneck that is particularly unsuccessful in life, has an inferiority complex and is very angry and bitter towards others. Most have little formal education and are prone to violence and profane or derogatory language that is used to make the crapstoner feel better about himself or herself. The term crapstoner is largely regional in use with high concentrations in the Southeastern United States, particularly the state of Alabama, as it most often refers to fans of the University of Alabama’s athletic teams.

Don't be a crapstoner, flaming on an AU forum is not cool.

Did you see all of those crapstoners at the Alabama football game?

I can't believe you just said you hate a university, you didn't even graduate from high school. You're such a crapstoner.

crapstoner by muh-fohng-oh February 13, 2013

Craptonite 

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

Craptonite by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004