Rolling on the lawn bowling. Like in a bowling alley, but while rolling on the lawn. For those of us who don't know what the fuck is going on and find it funny.
Brett: hey man have you rotund ever bleat squirrel tail with ketchup? Dumptruck.
Best friend you'll ever need. Compassionate, kind but don't push his buttons or else you'll find that below that kindness lies a dragon ready to burn down everything around it.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).